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I am mesmerized by your beautosity.
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Blues Bros. Comms
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You like RAWR and you fly! -Salem (who belongs to Ayame-Botan)
Life and Love are the only games truly worth playing...
...I mean, come on, who doesn't like the game of Life? *picks blue car and spins the little spinny thing*
Okay, done. Awww. I'm sorry, snapey, but don't worry! I burnt the fic I was writing involving you after reading it this morning.
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I don't think you're using your organs enough. Certainly I can take ONE of your kidneys?
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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, then you probably just haven't found any yet.
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Meh! I want a cookie...
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This world this life it's all just a lie. I'm sick and wrong and i love it. You have no right to judge me without knowing me.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your sig
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We miss our head of house. What is the point of going to class now?
My goodness, at least it was not a howler, LOL.
Not working? Humm...it didn't seem so, but =S okay.
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Smile like you mean it
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I am incapable of hating someone who, instead of using a spell to guard the Sorcerer's Stone, uses a logic puzzle.
"Trumpy! You can do magic things!"
"Gentlemen, you cant fight in here...this is the War Room!"
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